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Religious dissidents
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Global News Network Religious dissidents recently took over the Global News Network, the broadcast arm of the Global Community. The hackers are still at large. Rabbi Ben Judah, a renowned religious scholar, was preparing to share the "biggest piece of news in history." He was going to explain his findings on Nicolae Carpathia and the incredible role that Nicolae is going to play in bringing our world back to its feet. Unfortunately, Ben Judah's announcement was cut short when Christians hacked into the network and replaced his audio feed with religious propaganda. Unfortunately, the false transmission could not be cut until well into the broadcast. Nicolae Carpathia commented on this unfortunate turn of events at a recent press conference. "The biggest obstacle to world peace is one thing - religion," he said. |
Can
Nicolae save us?
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Weekly News Report Since the
terrible world tragedy, one man has stepped up and nurtured our
world back to its feet. One man, who lived in obscurity before, has
been thrust into the spotlight. And it's about time. Nicolae Carpathia, the new U.N. Secretary General, has brought stability to a world thrown into chaos. His levelheaded thinking, deep compassion, and political prowess have made him the "man of the hour." "This world has seen nothing but pain and suffering," Nicolae said in a recent interview. "We weren't built to deal with this. And we don't have to deal with it alone. We must come together in tolerance, harmony, and peace if we are to survive. We are the future." Nicolae has a plan. He has forged a path to bring us back to a stable life, and he is proceeding ahead without fear and without hesitation. Can he save us? Perhaps he is the only one who can. |
Who are the men at
the
Wailing Wall? Recently, rumors have spread about two mysterious men who have located themselves at Jerusalem's Wailing Wall. There have been reports of people being set on fire "spontaneously" when they approach these two men. The men are often heard reciting passages from the Christians' propaganda piece, the Bible. "The two men, often referred to by religions dissidents as 'the two witnesses,' are a danger to the community," Nicolae said. "They spread propaganda and lies that serve only to divide us during a time when we need to be united. They are merely seeking attention, and the best thing we can do is ignore them. The origin of the two men has not been discovered. But for now, the mystery is closed. |
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Countries Trade
Weapons for Peace Nicolae Carpathia, U.N. Secretary General, has single-handedly spearheaded the signing of a world-changing treaty. In a surprise decision, 172 countries voted to drop their nuclear weapons in the name of peace. "This decision spells the beginning of a new age for our world," Nicolae said, following the signing. "The hopelessness, despair, and fear that have plagued so many of us will soon be distant memories. |
Interview with
Nicolae
Q: The world has been through so much
since the sudden disappearance of so many millions of people. Do you
have words of comfort for us? Nicolae Carpathia U.N. Secretary General A: We have all experienced terrible loss, terrible suffering. The pain and grief that so many people throughout this world are going through have never been matched at any point in our world's history. |
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Letters to the Global
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Letters from the
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After the tragic disappearance of millions of people there has never been a time when we were in more need of leadership. Nicolae Carpathia is the man who can bring that leadership. As any right minded person can see Nicolae's goal for world peace is the only hope left for man kind. But we all know that when anything good comes along there will be those that oppose it. And of course World Peace has those that oppose. Our problems come from two fronts. The first group, American militants who refuse to disarm in the name of peace. But an even more dangerous group of extremists has surfaced and for some reason are spreading hatred through lies and deception. The twisted and dangerous views of these hate mongers have been spread through underground networks and managed to brainwash a small percentage of the population. As members of this new world order it is our duty to flush out and identify those that oppose our goal of peace. We can not allow Nicolae's hard work and dedication to making this world a better place go to waste. Nicolae is capable of doing many things but he is only one man and that is why he needs our help. So please be aware of those around you and let the authorities know of anything suspicious. Concerned Citizen
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