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Religious dissidents recently took over the
Global News Network, the broadcast arm of the Global Community. The
hackers are still at large.
Rabbi Ben Judah, a renowned
religious scholar, was preparing to share the "biggest piece of news
in history." He was going to explain his findings on Nicolae
Carpathia and the incredible role that Nicolae is going to play in
bringing our world back to its feet.
Judah's announcement was cut short when Christians hacked into the
network and replaced his audio feed with religious propaganda.
Unfortunately, the false transmission could not be cut until well
into the broadcast.
Nicolae Carpathia commented on this
unfortunate turn of events at a recent press conference. "The
biggest obstacle to world peace is one thing - religion," he said.
Nicolae save us?
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Weekly News ReportSince the
terrible world tragedy, one man has stepped up and nurtured our
world back to its feet. One man, who lived in obscurity before, has
been thrust into the spotlight. And it's about time.
Carpathia, the new U.N. Secretary General, has brought stability to
a world thrown into chaos. His levelheaded thinking, deep
compassion, and political prowess have made him the "man of the
"This world has seen nothing but pain and suffering,"
Nicolae said in a recent interview. "We weren't built to deal with
this. And we don't have to deal with it alone. We must come together
in tolerance, harmony, and peace if we are to survive. We are the
Nicolae has a plan. He has forged a path to bring
us back to a stable life, and he is proceeding ahead without fear
and without hesitation.
Can he save us? Perhaps he is the only
one who can.
Who are the men at
Recently, rumors have spread about two
mysterious men who have located themselves at Jerusalem's Wailing
There have been reports of people being set on fire
"spontaneously" when they approach these two men. The men are often
heard reciting passages from the Christians' propaganda piece, the
"The two men, often referred to by religions
dissidents as 'the two witnesses,' are a danger to the community,"
Nicolae said. "They spread propaganda and lies that serve only to
divide us during a time when we need to be united. They are merely
seeking attention, and the best thing we can do is ignore
The origin of the two men has not been discovered. But
for now, the mystery is closed.
Weapons for Peace
Nicolae Carpathia, U.N. Secretary General,
has single-handedly spearheaded the signing of a world-changing
treaty. In a surprise decision, 172 countries voted to drop their
nuclear weapons in the name of peace.
"This decision spells
the beginning of a new age for our world," Nicolae said, following
the signing. "The hopelessness, despair, and fear that have plagued
so many of us will soon be distant memories.
Q: The world has been through so much
since the sudden disappearance of so many millions of people. Do you
have words of comfort for us?
A: We have all
experienced terrible loss, terrible suffering. The pain and grief
that so many people throughout this world are going through have
never been matched at any point in our world's history.
Letters to the Global
Weekly News editor
| Has anyone else been
confronted with the propaganda that after millions have
vanished they are in heaven?
That Nicolae is evil and
they don't want peace.
Why do they persist on making
it hard on us decent law abiding citizens?
I work hard
and I want to come home and not be bothered by the antiquated
religious beliefs of these confused individuals.
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|I am responsible for turning in more
than 5 of the propaganda spreaders and I will surely turn in
more. I suggest you all do the same in the name of
Letters from the
After the tragic disappearance of millions
of people there has never been a time when we were in more need of
leadership. Nicolae Carpathia is the man who can bring that
leadership. As any right minded person can see Nicolae's goal for
world peace is the only hope left for man kind.
But we all
know that when anything good comes along there will be those that
oppose it. And of course World Peace has those that oppose.
Our problems come from two fronts. The first group, American
militants who refuse to disarm in the name of peace. But an even
more dangerous group of extremists has surfaced and for some reason
are spreading hatred through lies and deception. The twisted and
dangerous views of these hate mongers have been spread through
underground networks and managed to brainwash a small percentage of
As members of this new world order it is our
duty to flush out and identify those that oppose our goal of peace.
We can not allow Nicolae's hard work and dedication to making this
world a better place go to waste.
Nicolae is capable of
doing many things but he is only one man and that is why he needs
our help. So please be aware of those around you and let the
authorities know of anything suspicious.
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| There has never been a
more difficult time to be president of our great nation than
during the terror, confusion, and unanswered questions of
recent months. |
After the worldwide catastrophic
disappearances took place and chaos broke out, I for one
cannot think of anyone more suitable to lead us than President
Facing the unknown, our President
worked hand-in-hand with United Nations Secretary General
Nicolae Carpathia to bring order back to our world.
|Even though our President stepped up to the
task, he still insists that all credit should go to Secretary
General Carpathia. To quote the President, "Never before has
there been a need for leadership as there is today, and I for
one have made the choice to join with Secretary General
Carpathia. It is world peace we need and there is no one
better to lead us all than Nicolae Carpathia."
Although normally one would say that it was a humble
move by President Fitzhugh, no one can deny the words our
President spoke. Secretary General Carpathia is a man like no
other. He will most certainly change our world and we will
never be the same. Things will never be the way they were
before he came.
leader Nicolae Carpathia re:the importance of world
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Where were you during
I was at home when millions of people around
the world disappeared. I remember waking to the sounds of
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